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JPG40504
01-27-2010, 12:24 PM
This thread is for anything! Changing subjects is expected and encouraged.

Last week's version was http://www.shopsmith.net/forums/showthread.htm?t=5007&highlight=potpourri

mickyd
01-27-2010, 01:29 PM
Here's one for you.....

Take a blank white 8-1/2 x 11 piece of paper. Walk up to someone. Take the paper and quickly hold it out in front of there face and quickly say "What color is this?". They will answer "white". Without delay, take the paper away and ask them "What do cows drink?". See what answer you get. :D

JPG40504
01-27-2010, 01:34 PM
Here's one for you.....

Take a blank white 8-1/2 x 11 piece of paper. Walk up to someone. Take the paper and quickly hold it out in front of there face and quickly say "What color is this?". They will answer "white". Without delay, take the paper away and ask them "What do cows drink?". See what answer you get. :D

Chocolate???:rolleyes:

shipwright
01-27-2010, 02:06 PM
If Mike, and I say If, I were to be caught napping by your obvious attempt to mislead, and gave you the expected response, I would quickly recover my composure and point out that all cows start out drinking.... what was the question?

Paul M

mickyd
01-27-2010, 02:12 PM
If Mike, and I say If, I were to be caught napping by your obvious attempt to mislead, and gave you the expected response, I would quickly recover my composure and point out that all cows start out drinking.... what was the question?

Paul M
Your 100% correct. Virtually no one (other than those masterminds, such as yourself :D ) thinks quick enough to come up with that response on the fly but when they do, I have a counter that I'll share later.

mickyd
01-27-2010, 02:14 PM
Hint: Look up the definition of cow (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cow)...

shipwright
01-27-2010, 02:43 PM
Now you're splitting hairs.

Paul M

heathicus
01-27-2010, 02:57 PM
Now you're splitting hairs.

Paul M

Better than splitting hares.